BEST OF THE GUESTS: Elisa Cuthbert Is All Kinds of Amazing

Just because most of the late-night talk shows are on break this week, doesn't mean that The Bill Kuchman Chronicle isn't going to still find other ways to distract you while you should be working. Throughout the week, check the site for Best of the Guests, highlights of the top celebrity appearances on the late-night shows over the past few months.

I'm going to throw this out there right now: If given the opportunity, I would marry Elisha Cuthbert. I've known this since I first saw her in The Girl Next Door during senior year of high school. That said, it's been great to see her find a second career wind with Happy Endings, showing the world that she's a talented and funny actress.

Cuthbert's March 6, 2012, appearance on Conan gave TV audiences another chance to fall for her. Over her multiple segments on the show, Cuthbert described to Conan O'Brien the time she sat next to a woman who sucked pudding out of a cup on a plane, her mom's ability to throw up while driving and shared her Renée Zellweger impression. When I saw Conan last month, Kathy Griffin was the main guest. Why wasn't this the episode I saw?