Will Ferrell on 'Conan': Kristen Stewart Is a 'Trampire'

While on last night's episode of Conan, Will Ferrell revealed to Conan O'Brien that he was pretty shaken up over a piece of celebrity news ... the breakup of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, or "K-Stew" and "R-Pattz," as Ferrell knows them as. "It's not going to be fine! It's never going to be fine!" the actor shouted at O'Brien when the late-night host tried to tell him that things would work out. For breaking Pattinson's heart, Ferrell declared that Stewart was a "trampire."

And that wraps up this website's coverage of the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal. You're welcome.