TRAILER: Aaron Paul Has the 'Need for Speed,' Bitch!

The latest trailer for Need for Speed, the cinematic adaption starring Aaron Paul of the video game, hit the Internet on Monday. I have three things I'd like to say about it.

One: Everyone is just going to pretend that Need for Speed is a sequel to Breaking Bad, right? That show ended with (SPOILER ALERT) Paul's Jesse Pinkman racing away in a car. Need for Speed is about Paul's character driving race cars. Close enough.

Two: Will Paul's character say "bitch" in Need for Speed? Or did the actor's agent score him some kind of contract clause that states, "Mr. Paul will not say 'bitch,' 'bitches,' 'yeah, bitch' or any phrase that combines the words 'bitch' and 'science'?" Kind of like a nudity clause, but only for saying "bitch."

And three: Very cool that this trailer used Muse's Butterflies and Hurricanes, a song from the band's 2003 album, Absolution. If you had this album, you liked Muse before they got popular. Pat yourself on your hipster back.