Chrissy Teigen Isn't Dressed Properly for Yard Work in New 'Esquire' Photoshoot

I'm told that Chrissy Teigen is super cool. She's married to John Legend. She posts pictures of the kind of food supermodels shouldn't be eating on her Instagram. She drunkenly throws out first pitches at Dodgers games. And she's friends with people like Erin Andrews.

Esquire thinks Teigen is super cool too, featuring the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl as a Woman We Love in the magazine's September issue. Normally this is where I quote from the article to make posting pictures of Teigen's shoot seem relevant, but there isn't an article. Just pictures.

Darn.