Jennifer Love Hewitt and Conan Talk About Happy Endings and Vagazzling

Jennifer Love Hewitt was on Conan on Wednesday night to promote her Lifetime show, The Client List. Seeing as how The Client List is about a masseuse who puts in some extra work, Hewitt and Conan O'Brien quickly began talking about the reality of massage parlors that offer happy endings. O'Brien, of course, claimed to have no knowledge of the subject. Hewitt also described to O'Brien the art of vagazzling. I'll let you Wikipedia that one.

Remember when Jennifer Love Hewitt was the next big thing? As a Party of Five watcher, I remember. (Don't judge me for watching Party of Five. Everyone did. It's even better if you pretend it was a prequel story to Lost about Jack's early life.) These days, it seems like she's just desperately trying to stay relevant. Shows about happy endings? Vagazzling? Someone's trying a bit too hard here.