Your Day in Pop Culture (Tuesday, May 21, 2013)

This Day in Pop Culture History
1972: Michelangelo's Pieta is vandalized. Good thing it wasn't David. Art, right?

Famous People Have Birthdays Too
1917: Raymond Burr, actor (Perry Mason)
1942: Ronald Isley, singer (The Isley Brothers)
1948: Leo Sayer, singer
1951: Al Franken, comedian (Saturday Night Live) and senator
1952: Mr. T, actor (Rocky III, The A-Team)
1957: Judge Reinhold, actor (Beverly Hills Cop, Fast Time At Ridgmont High, The Santa Clause)
1959: Nick Cassavetes, director (John Q, The Notebook)
1966: Lisa Edelstein, actress (House)
1972: The Notorious B.I.G., rapper
1980: Gotye, singer
1991: Sarah Ramos, actress (Parenthood, American Dreams)

Who's On What Tonight: Your Guide to Late-Night TV
CONAN: The Hangover Part III's Ed Helms, Star Trek Into Darkness' Alice Eve, the cast of Workaholics
LETTERMAN: Piedmont Bird Callers, Arrested Development's Jason Bateman, musician John Fogerty
KIMMEL: The Purge's Ethan Hawke, The Bachelorette's Desiree Hartsock, music group Thirty Seconds to Mars
LENO: Modern Family's Eric Stonestreet, River Monsters' Jeremy Wade, music group Thompson Square
FALLON: Epic's Aziz Ansari, The X-Files' Gillian Anderson, musician J. Cole, musician PJ Morton
FERGUSON: The Hangover Part III's Zach Galifianakis, Oblivion's Andrea Riseborough

New on Blu-Ray
The Last Stand: Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to the silver screen. Unfortunately, someone forgot to tell moviegoers, as no one showed up to see The Last Stand.
Beautiful Creatures: Another attempt to replicate Twilight's tweeny box office success. Another attempt failed.
Side Effects: Remember when Jude Law was in EVERYTHING? Side Effects isn't a great movie, but it's an interesting one. Pair this movie up with House of Cards and hold your own debate over which Mara is the greatest Mara — Rooney or Kate.
Stand Up Guys: Guys, it's Christopher Walken. That was typed while saying "Christopher Walken" internally in the Christopher Walken voice.
Parker: Jennifer Lopez bailed on American Idol thinking that she was going to be a big star again. Then Parker debuted. Any questions why those rumors that Lopez is returning to Idol surfaced?