STOP THE PRESSES. Prince William and Kate Middleton Are Expecting a Baby

After months (years?) of rumors, Great Britain's Prince William and Kate Middleton are finally expecting a baby. Is this news that will have an impact on your life in any way? Nope. Is it all you're going to hear about for the next nine months? Yup. The news is still "breaking," but here's what CNN has so far:

Prince William and Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, are expecting their first child, the palace announced Monday. She has been admitted to a central London hospital with acute morning sickness, and is expected to be there for several days.