PICS: Megan Fox Returns to the Cover of 'Esquire' and Says a Bunch of Crazy Stuff

Let's be honest here. Megan Fox is never going to win an Oscar. She's probably never even going to get nominated for Golden Globe, and the Hollywood Foreign Press hands those things out to anyone. Fox got her big break when Michael Bay had her wash his car/audition for Transformers. Needless to say, this actress' strength is not her acting, and we shouldn't be surprised when she says anything crazy.

Funny story. Megan Fox is on the cover of the new issue of Esquire. And she said something crazy. Actually, she said a lot of crazy things. For example, here's what she thinks of being famous:

"What people don't realize is that fame, whatever your worst experience in high school, when you were being bullied by those ten kids in high school, fame is that, but on a global scale, where you're being bullied by millions of people constantly."

Yes, it's a rough life being famous, and is in reality much worse than anything you've ever experienced in your own life. Or how about the possible correlating between the Book of Revelation and the Internet?

"I've read the Book of Revelation a million times," Megan Fox says. "It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded. What is the dragon? What is the prostitute? What are these things? What is this imagery? What was John seeing? And I was just thinking, What is the Antichrist?" 

"When war breaks out in the Holy Land, like it is right now, if that is a sign of the immediate end times, then where are the other signs? Is it possible that it's the Internet or fame itself or celebrity?"

Oh boy. This goes on and on during the interview. Fox believes that she's willing her Marilyn Monroe tattoo off faster than laser treatment usually takes. She speaks in tongues sometimes. She also believes in ancient aliens guiding humanity, leprechauns and Bigfoot. OK, so I won't knock her love of Bigfoot.

Check out the entire interview for yourself in the latest issue of Esquire. And if it helps to make the crazy go away, click past the jump and look at some pictures of Megan Fox.