ABC Runs Commercial Asking Fans to Save 'Happy Endings,' Forgets ABC Is What 'Happy Endings' Needs Saving From

Happy Endings returns on Friday, March 29 after being off the air for several weeks. ABC has released a commercial for Happy Endings asking fans to tune in and "Save Happy Endings." Forgive me, since I've forgotten what's threatening Happy Endings. Was it shark attacks? Was it famine? Was it renegade flash mobs? Oh wait — the biggest threat to Happy Endings is ABC.

Forehead slap.

In case you forgot, the only thing that's been randomly switching the day and time that Happy Endings airs and mixing up the order that episodes air in is ABC. Not sharks. Not famine. Not renegade flash mobs. So to summarize: ABC is asking fans to save Happy Endings from ABC.